so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is
poking yourself in the eye? a cunning symbol of sexual intercourse
exactly!!
Might I add:
Yonic the Hedgehog
you might not have, and yet you did, entirely cognizant,
This idea would not leave my brain
is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics
my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock
10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂
so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
your work is appreciated
op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry
It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch